Okay, So we have had our "boy" talk at 3 1/2 years old--or at least part of it. We are sitting at dinner the other night, just me and the kids. Jacob starts off:
"Mom, some mom's don't have boobs right?"
mom--"why do you say that?"
jake--"because some of my friends mom's don't have boobs and if they don't, then they feed their babies with a bottle!"
mom--"okay..."
Jake--"I told Ty's mom she didn't have boobs. She said she didn't. That's why she feeds the baby a bottle."
mom--"you said WHAT?!?"
Jake--"mom, I know why your boobs are so fat--cuz they hold lots of milk--right?"(Of course he knows I'm still nursing Brooklyn, who doesn't know, with how obvious she is!)
mom--"yes jake, that's right!" (don't i wish that were true!)
Dad, overhearing all of this, comes in and tells Jake that people have private parts that we just don't talk about, and boobs are private. Thanks Dad for intervening on this very important topic! He's gotcha ready for the teenage years ahead!
Okay, so for all of you moms out their who have encountered my son lately and his critiquing of the "boobs" I am sooo sorry that he is so fascinated. Gotta be thankful that he is ALL Boy--right?
**to protect the innocent, we will not mention all "moms" brought up in conversation, nor their real names! But thanks for being there for him girls!Ha-Ha!
4 comments:
That is so funny!! I think it will be interesting to see how Carson handles me nursing a new baby (when we have one--not expecting!) He was quite attached to nursing and did not want to stop!
I am laughing so hard right now.....will Jake be a boob or butt guy....I'm thinking the first :) I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when he told he about his friend's mom....that would have been priceless!!!
Umm ok, that is really funny. Thanks for sharing that little gem of a story. Can't wait for that time to come for me.
How flippin' hilarious! I was laughing out loud at this one!
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